Wednesday, March 28, 2007

A Doctor with a Good Sense of Humour?

Well for the past 2 days I've been having this strange feelings. First of all, My body temperature shot up quite high yet I don't feel sick at all. I have these cold sweat comes out of me from time to time as well.

This morning I faced something even weird. I still have the strange heat in my body plus when I pee, it's painful on my bladder. I remember having this problem when I was a kid, of course, without the weird body temperature. I just can't remember what was the remedy or cause of it. So I decided to take a visit to my company's panel clinic in Subang Jaya. Here's how the conversation goes:

Doc: Good morning. What is your problem?
Me: Doc, for the past 2 days I've been having these strange feelings of Body temperature rising and cold sweat breaks from time to time.
Doc: I see. Do you feel uncomfortable anywhere?
Me: Nope. That's the strange part, despite the heat, I feel fine. Well, until today, when I pee, I can't. I even felt pain at my bladder. What's happening to me?
Doc: Hmmm.... Did you drink water?
Me: Umm... yea? (well I did drink water. Just that I doubt it's sufficient)
Doc: Hmm... Did you ate something wrong or anything?
Me: Nope. Well, not that I know of.
Doc: Okay. Did you masturbate recently?
Me: *Shocked by the question* Umm... Doc, no I don't masturbate.
Doc: How's your sex life? You've been getting a lot of activities recently?
Me: *Even shocked!* Well to be honest, I've had a halt from my sex life for a while now.
Doc: Ah hah! I see your problem now. It's probably lack of sex as your sexual organs will produce sperm all the time, and somewhat yours might be "over-flowing". You need to let it out some time.
Me: Umm......*Speechless*
Doc: An average person to the minimal would need to have around 3-4 times of sex a month. Here's what you'll do. I'll give you some medications (I know there's antibiotics but I dunno what's the rest) abd take them. Drink more water. And if possible, Let it out....
Me: Let what out?
Doc: Your sperms. It needs "recycling" (I cant remember what was her exact words but it's somewhat that meaning... Yes it's a her!! An middle aged lady!!)
Me: .........ummm...... I'll try....
Doc: So ok. we're done here. Go take some rest. You need a sick leave?
Me: Nah. It's ok. I've got a lot of work that I need to attend to. Thanks Doc... *Still feeling shocked*
Doc: Oh yea. Don't get yourself too stressed out as well. It'll not help your condition.
Me:......... Thanks doc..........

Till now I'm still like WHAT THE FUCK?!!!! This is really bad....First time I've ever heard of such problems!! Though they always say, "There's a first time to everything" but STILL!!! Not to mention it's the first time I've ever come across a doctor with such sense of humor!

Oh well, just take the meds for now. Can't be bothered about my sex life. It'll adapt to it eventually....sigh

21 comments:

Ah Boh said...

LOL!! Is the lady doc for real??

I wonder wat do they teach them in med school, besides THAT. I mean, there could be a host of possible illness/disease/plague (sorry, touch wood!) but no... it's just gotta be ur 'chaste' life.

Of course lar u shocked... hahaha

Calv said...

LOL i also dunno. but there's a kind of sickness wan. i cant remember the word, let me find that out again then come back to u

Calvin's Wife said...

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...... U see u see... i told u to watch more porns lor... hahahahaha... dry season somemore larh... aiyoyoooo~!!

Man this is hilariuos leh~!! But of course, ur health must take care larh... LOL

Calv said...

grrrr......

Little P (oo) said...

well.... lucky your dog is male...

Calv said...

wat are u trying to say ah? huh? huh? huh?
i'm not into beastility wan ok

may * said...

Urm.. now I'm reconsidering bringing Chansey out to meet you. =P

Lolss.
I couldn't stop laughing after reading this post! xD

Chienne said...

gahahahahaha.. someone's suffering from blue balls!

Calv said...

may: lol it's not my fault....i'm just living my life well yea a bit busy with work to consider other aspects of life but it's all innocent!

Chienne: Relax woman... at least i'm not the kind of person who goes for sucky sucky love u long time right? :D

Calvin's Wife said...

Hahahahaha sucky sucky love you long time... LOLLOL... i still remember that wan.. LOL

Calv said...

ya la....no way on earth i'm gonna do that...LOL

BeBe said...

speechless * ahahah this is the msttt entertaining wonderful fantabulicious entry i've ever read! u dont nid flow or writin skills! u got READERS readin already hahahaha souns sexier than my story -bouncing-

Calv said...

lol bebe. thanks for liking the entry. but i was really freaked out to be honest.

besides, ur bouncy story is a good one too. well i'm very convinced after i err....met u mwahahaha

Samantha said...

so u over flow. u're a sperm fountain and u need anti biotics for that. odd!

Calvin's Wife said...

owh i forgot to mention.. i think the doc offered u sick leave cos she tot u might wan to kau tim your fountain of youth right away u go back home... Whahahaaha... hehe.. *ehem*... he..

Calv said...

LOL!!! u think too much ady...

Samantha said...

calvin needs a spermie wormie plumber

Calv said...

ROFL...that is an interesting way to put it i must say...
dun worry dun worry. i'll find my very own peaches soon hehehe

pig_angel said...

Hahahaha.. as underwriter, this is my first time heard this. Educational! Hahahahaa.. other male species have to beware on this!

Calv said...

this is indeed a strange thing. but i guess it would not stop me from getting my CPA right? LOL

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